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The Wedding
Gift Insurance 🛡️
Flights, the hotel block, the outfit you'll wear once, the bachelorette in Nashville… the gift is just the cover charge. One pass covers every event you go to.
📜 Your policy covers
POLICY #HMYG-2026 · PENDING🍽️
Plate Coverage
Know what your seat cost so the envelope at least covers dinner.
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Total Damage Assessment
Gift + travel + hotel + outfit = the real number.
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Card-Writing Indemnity
100+ notes by tone. Copy, write by hand, done.
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Reputation Protection
Printable "Certified Not Cheap" badges for the envelope.
Premium: $18.99, once. Deductible: $0. Term: forever, every party. Claims: instant.
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🧾 What this wedding actually costs you
Real total
$1,100
Pain index 49/100 — 🥲 Ouch. Ramen era incoming.
✍️ Card notes that don't sound like a robot
🍽️ Venue plate math
What the couple is likely paying per guest — so you know if you covered your seat.
Food$118
Open bar$42
Venue share$64
YOUR SEAT ≈ $224
pick your flex 👇
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CERTIFIED
NOT CHEAP
WEDDING GUEST OF THE YEAR
est. 2026
Print it, slip it in the envelope, flex politely.
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